The Post’s Going Out Gurus have the details for your Valentine’s Day dancing and romancing…

On the third Saturday of the month, the Fatback DJs play uptempo funk and soul for capacity crowds. On Valentine’s Day, the fellas light some candles, turn down the lights and put on slow jams by Barry White, Teddy Pendergrass and Marvin Gaye. They call the party Tender Loin, and this year, it’s being held at Napoleon. Buy your lady a champagne cocktail, cuddle on the couch or get up and dance real close. If you’re worried about how to set the mood on Feb. 14, Fatback just punched your ticket. Doors open at 10, and the cover is $5.

Tender Loin. Ask for it by name. Truth be told, I’m a little excited about it; been listening to last year’s Tender Loin mix on repeat.