Dear people trying to get laid this Valentines Day,

First of all, come to Fatback’s Tenderloin Party. It’ s the best night we throw…all slow jams, all night long.

You should also know that Teddy Pendergrass is an unstoppable drawers-dropper and you can use him to your advantage.

When “Love TKO” comes on, find that person you’ve been eyeing and approach all suave-like. Go ahead and ask them to slow dance with you. Don’t break character. They’ll think it’s hilarious because these days Teddy P. is considered over the top. They’ll think you’re being all ironic.

The thing is, Teddy is as serious as a heart attack. By the time you get to the second chorus, that shit isn’t funny anymore…you can’t help but feel sensual.

Studies have shown that if you can be funny and sexy within 4 minutes of meeting someone, your chances of getting laid increase by 72%.

And that’s what “Love TKO” can do for you.

-Patrick